- Penis Allen
- Darren Aronofskeet
- John Huge
- Terry Filling-’em
- Martin Scores-easy
- Bust Van Sant
- Rim Burton
- George Lick-ass
- Sam Reamy
- Roman No-pantsky
Author Archives: The Squelch
Top Ten Meteorological Bands
- Insane Cloud Posse
- Marilyn Monsoon
- Freezewood Mac
- Best Costal Fog
- Lana del Sunray
- Coldfrontplay
- Rainanna
- Bon Snow-vi
- The Sleetles
- Van Hailing
Top Ten Totalitarian Children’s Books
- Curious George Disappears After Asking Too Many Questions
- Redistribution of Treasure Island
- The Big Friendly Gulag
- Goodnight, Coup
- Alice’s Adventures in the Rhineland
- The True Story of the Three Capitalist Pigs
- Cloudy With a Chance of Rations
- Our Glorious Leader
Eldritch Abomination Emerges From Local Vagina
Blood rained from the sky Monday morning in Chapman, MI, as a thousand-tentacled affront to nature ripped through an inter-dimensional portal in local resident Brittany Goldman’s vagina.
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Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is a Self-Destructive Alcoholic
- He won’t admit he has a problem
- He spends hours with his head in the toilet
- He’s completely incoherent
- He pukes on the floor
- He passes out on the floor
- He has bad breath
- He doesn’t have any money
- He
Top Ten Cinematic Atrocities
- The Help
- Darfur the Love of the Game
- Bataan Death March of the Penguins
- Armenian Pie
- Love Don’t Holocaust a Thing
- The Nanking and I
- Horrible Bosnias
- Wallace and Pogrommet: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
- Moulin Khmer Rouge
- A Fish
Top Ten Easiest DeCals
- How to Enroll in this DeCal
- Where France is
- HOW LOUD AM I
- Garfield: Which one’s the cat?
- Hot or Cold?
- An intellectual history of Sublime
- Styrofoam Lifting
- The Presidency of William Henry Harrison
- Angering Bees
- Identifying Colors
Top Ten Pornographic Nicolas Cage Movies
- Jerk/Off
- The Cock
- Very Bad Lieutenant: Port of Balls New Orleans
- Dick-Ass
- Blow1ng
- Came in 60 Seconds
- Cunt Air
- The Sorcerer’s A-pantless
- The Dickerman
- Windcockers
Top Ten Philosophical Foods
- Francis Baconburger
- Piedegger
- Foucaureos
- Russell Sprouts
- Bhegel
- Descartichoke
- Aris-tater-totle
- Nietzscheese
- Corn on the Hobbes
- Kanteloupe
