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Michigan State sophomore Ryan Jenkins missed all of his classes on Tuesday.

“I HAD THE SHITS!” shouted Jenkins at reporters who had gathered outside his dormitory. “What did you want me to do, sit on a bucket?” University officials are reviewing the matter and have declined comment.