Tag Archives: Tim Wheeler

Green Apple Splatters

Michigan State sophomore Ryan Jenkins missed all of his classes on Tuesday.

“I HAD THE SHITS!” shouted Jenkins at reporters who had gathered outside his dormitory. “What did you want me to do, sit on a bucket?” University officials are … Read More

Taxing Taxonomy

A University of Oregon junior, Chad Westbrook, has filed suit against the estate of the late Carolus Linnaeus. Citing his contribution to the naming and classification of animals, Westbrook’s attorneys have accused Linnaeus of gross negligence and are asking for … Read More