- You’ve been in college for three years and you STILL haven’t been to a frat party
- Emma doesn’t answer your phone calls anymore
- You gave Emma a love letter on her wedding day
- You’ve asked other women out but you just spend the whole date thinking about Emma
- When you made eye contact, she saw right into your soul
- The smell of her hair reminded you of a summer’s day
- You knew Emma was the most beautiful woman you’d ever meet but you still didn’t ask her out
- You sat behind Emma in section but spent the whole time gazing at the back of her head
- You’re not on a first name basis with workers at any pizza joint
- You’ve never skipped class to do anything more fun
