- Seeing the first Onion-American baseball player hitting a home run
- When your onion goes into a coma and becomes a vegetable
- When you remember the Great Onion Genocide
- Seeing red and green onions living in harmony
- When your pet onion dies
- Seeing your onion with another chef
- When you tripped on an onion and hurt your head
- Dicing onions
- Slicing onions
- Chopping onions
