Volume 21- Issue 5 Top Ten Reasons Your Parents are Disappointed in You April 1, 2012 top ten You joined a comedy magazine You pronounce ‘caramel’ wrong You coughed that bong rip like a pussy You never wear your retainer You’re a nurse and not a real doctor You read too slow Your novel is uninspired You argue for George Zimmerman’s innocence You still haven’t figured out you’re adopted You never call
