Volume 21- Issue 4 Top Ten Funnest Ways to Die March 1, 2012 top ten Mercilessly beaten to death during karaoke Mainlining too many Pixie Stix Crushed in structural collapse of bounce house Nerf war escalation Heart attack after eating McDonald’s for forty years Falling out of an upside-down roller coaster Eaten alive by puppies Drowning in a ball pit Suffocating under a pile of naked ladies Run over by a clown car
