- “What do you mean I can’t cancel class just because the A’s lost?”
- “I’ll assign your book to my class if you give me that jelly donut”
- “I don’t give A’s because that just encourages them to stay.
- “Who finished the damn keg?”
- “…and of course I made sure there were no copies in the bookstore before I assigned it”
- “Party at Tien’s!!”
- “So, what’s this ‘curve’ thing?”
- “I’ve been feeling much better ever since I failed everybody on the midterm”
- “Don’t let me get too drunk. I have office hours in twenty minutes”
- “I need about two more slaves- whoops, T.A.s- for my class”
