Top Ten Reasons Blondie’s Staff is so Mean

Stop wondering and form two lines
behind either register!!
Wardrobe completely ruined by grease
stains
Never been recognized for their true
culinary genius
Even the dorks at Domino’s get cars for
deliveries
It’s hard to be patient when you were
raised by wolves
Having husband like Dagwood can
really piss you off
Fat Slice bumper stickers that say “Make
War, Not That Disgusting Pizza”
Blue hair dye seeps into brain, causing
neurological damage
Heartburn from so many cockroaches
Piercing your nose really hurts