- A drag queen hits her penis with a hammer
- George bush wonders what the Dukes of Hazard are doing
- A gay teenager asks if it’s time to hit the showers
- The wish of a white middle class child comes true
- 10 girl babies are killed
- 20 Chinese babies are born
- The number five appears in the time
- God kills an Iraqi
- A kid turns down marijuana and remains uncool
- A drunk driver gets home safely
