- What if all these homeless people are
Berkeley graduates?
- What if my senior thesis is politically
incorrect?
- Am I supposed to think “Sylvia” is
funny?
- What if tie-dyes go out of style?
- What if I have an acid flashback during
my medical school interview?
- Is something wrong with my ears or
does Rick Starr really sound like that?
- What if I’m never an oppressed minority?
- What if the bell ringers in the
Campanile escape and ax butcher me?
- What if the ASUC actually had some
kind of power?
- What if the Hate Man is my long lost
father?
