Volume 1- Issue 1 Top Ten Berkeley Student Anxities March 1, 1991 top ten What if all these homeless people are Berkeley graduates? What if my senior thesis is politically incorrect? Am I supposed to think “Sylvia” is funny? What if tie-dyes go out of style? What if I have an acid flashback during my medical school interview? Is something wrong with my ears or does Rick Starr really sound like that? What if I’m never an oppressed minority? What if the bell ringers in the Campanile escape and ax butcher me? What if the ASUC actually had some kind of power? What if the Hate Man is my long lost father?