- Holocausts you a fortune
- Strippers are Jewish women
- You didn’t go for a couple of weeks and now every time you go back they ask how come you never visit
- Stripper’s name is Crystal Nacht
- You’re OPEC and you don’t recognize the existence of strip club
- In lieu of lap dances they just lift you up on a chair
- First stripper starts off with
- You suspect one of the strippers is a Palestinian suicide stripper
- Strip club announcer sounds just like your Yiddish grandpa
- Jewish strippers snort coke way too fast
