Volume 15- Issue 5 Top Ten Things Not to Say Before Making Out February 1, 2006 top ten I interpret drunken making out as an invitation to a long term relationship This counts as your turn Quick, before my dad stops watching! Thank god, I thought I was going to have to throw up in my hands Your breath smells like you just ate a dog-shit burger I hope I don’t get pregnant from this I’m surprised I can talk with all these cold sores I gave up brushing my teeth for lent I bet you kiss like my mother God my gums won’t stop bleeding
