- Low scores from celebrity judges
- It’s going good – you just have poor grammar
- Your wife is starting to suspect you didn’t go up there to fish
- It’s been half an hour, and you still have to say over a hundred more Hail Marys before you can leave the confessional
- Somehow, you got your balls stuck in there
- No matter how loud you yell for help, the warden just laughs
- Everyone at the daycare is staring
- You feel teeth
- She gets pregnant
- The ferret’s stopped kicking
