Volume 15- Issue 4 Top Ten Signs the Anal Sex isn’t Going Well January 1, 2006 top ten Low scores from celebrity judges It’s going good – you just have poor grammar Your wife is starting to suspect you didn’t go up there to fish It’s been half an hour, and you still have to say over a hundred more Hail Marys before you can leave the confessional Somehow, you got your balls stuck in there No matter how loud you yell for help, the warden just laughs Everyone at the daycare is staring You feel teeth She gets pregnant The ferret’s stopped kicking
