Volume 4- Issue 5 Top Five Reasons Oompa Loompas are Orange March 1, 1994 top ten Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves. Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory. They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always). What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa? They eat goldfishes.
