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Top Ten Commercial Taglines About Your Penis | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Ten Commercial Taglines About Your Penis

  1. The other white meat.
  2. Kid-tested, mother approved.
  3. Obey your thirst.
  4. Suck my dick!
  5. The best a man can get.
  6. Is it in you?
  7. The juice is loose.
  8. Put it in your head.
  9. It’s what’s for dinner.
  10. If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.