- Just be yourself
- Pop trunk, unleashing shower of prophylactics and birth control pills
- Pop trunk, unleashing shower of rose petals
- Any which way but loose
- Drive defensively, but not too defensively
- Befriend the less-attractive friend driving behind them
- Release silky soft smoke screen
- Pants-less Chinese Fire Drill … into the attractive person’s car
- Turn on hazard lights, all sexy-like
- Slam on the brakes (and brace for love)
