Volume 11- Issue 2 Top Ten Ways to Hit on the Attractive Person Driving Behind You October 1, 2001 top ten Just be yourself Pop trunk, unleashing shower of prophylactics and birth control pills Pop trunk, unleashing shower of rose petals Any which way but loose Drive defensively, but not too defensively Befriend the less-attractive friend driving behind them Release silky soft smoke screen Pants-less Chinese Fire Drill … into the attractive person’s car Turn on hazard lights, all sexy-like Slam on the brakes (and brace for love)
