- Promising Ten But Delivering Nine
- Putting a Handkerchief in a Young Madam’s Bosom
- Putting Things Where They Ought Not Be
- Being an Utter Hooligan
- Putting Spirits in Ginger Ale
- Putting Dijon Mustard on a Hot Cross Bun
- Whitewash-related Fibbing
- Tying a Bell to a Cat’s Tail
- Pouring Molasses in the Cotton Gin
