Volume 9- Issue 4 Top Ten Catholic April Fool’s Pranks April 1, 2000 top ten Teach evolution in Kansas Replace communal wine with Franzia “Party-in-a-Box” Last rites read in comical Yiddish accent Non-transsubstantiating wafers Recommend the rhythm method as a viable birth control option A dildo in your ass instead of the priest’s cock Apology for two thousand years I of church misdeeds Whoopee cushions in confessional booths Exploding school bus in Ulster Altar candles that light up again after being blown out
