Volume 8- Issue 5

Top Ten Terms for Performing Cunnilingus on a Shitting Girl

March 1, 1999

True test of stamina
Lickety shit
Muff diving with a snorkel
Nasty in my face
Don’t leave the seat up
Defecunnilingus
Vagina porcelina
Lick it up and flush it down
Tongue-n-Turd
Fish-n-Shits