- Write a goofy book about the future, but make everything vague
- Watch Seinfeld reruns when they were new
- Bring back aluminum cans used before recycling was invented and get
rich (Yahoo!)
- Return to the good ol’ days of love and sex, the ’70s
- Stop the evolution of poodles
- Hang out with Genghis Khan and annihilate a race
- Save John Connor
- Kill Pythagoras and put an end to trigonometry
- Visit myself when I was young and tell myself to work out a lot and
eat right
- Beat up Abraham Lincoln when he was eight.
