- You already kicked them in the nads
- Because you’re Jean Claude Van Damme and that’s what you do. You kick. The shins are incidental.
- The shins belong to Hitler
- You haven’t kicked anyone in the shins yet today
- Their shins are on fire
- “Shins” is how people in your country say “chinks”
- You hate Mondays, Mondays is walking by
- You’re a soccer player and in a few moments you’re going to pretend that in fact, you were the one was kicked in the shins, fooling the gullible South American or European ref yet again
- Shins belong to the man who killed your family
- Magical shins grant wishes
