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Top Ten Rejected Top Dog Flavors | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 8- Issue 3

Top Ten Rejected Top Dog Flavors

November 1, 1998
  1. Huey Foot-Long
  2. Sinatra Frank
  3. Snoop Dog
  4. Cute Little Baby Harp Seal
  5. Olestra Dog (with extra anal leakage)
  6. 1 Can’t Believe it’s Not Top Dog
  7. Snausages
  8. Irish Terrier
  9. Lewinsky-wurst (with filling)
  10. Pig Intestine Stuffed with Snouts-n-Hooves