- Amnesia
- Undying hate of Cal football fans
- The last five years of his life back
- 30-second video of team highlights (1997-2001)
- A bunch of sorority girls to say “Oh, but you’re such a nice guy.”
- Touchdown-throwing mule
- Jar to hold all his tears
- Another chance
- Banishment to Outer Darkness
- Foosball table with opposing players missing and one side that’s just a giant goal
