In a press release Monday evening, your Asian roommate made the official statement that the infuriatingly bad Chinese Hip Hop music constantly playing from his laptop would continue indefinitely.
“This decision has been thought over carefully, and there was a strong case to turn that shit off for Christ’s sake, but I feel that the correct conclusion has been drawn, and the clattering mess of ill-produced bleep-bloopery will not cease this day,” said your roommate.
While many, including you, have opposed this decision, your roommate has taken a firm stance on the issue, refusing to use headphones or listen to “something else, anything else, even The Cheetah Girls.”
In closing, your roommate invited all his high school friends over and one of them broke your Xbox controller.
