Volume 21- Issue 4 Top Ten Dog Pickup Lines March 1, 2012 top ten I just threw up! Wanna see? [furious panting] You make me wish I hadn’t been neutered. Do I smell dog feces and urine on you? Because you’ve been rolling around in my mind all day. What’s your sign? Mine’s “beware of dog.” Are you my master’s leg? Cause I want to hump you vigorously for 45 seconds. Ay baby, wanna help me bury my bone? Who’s a good doggie?! Who’s a good doggie?! Guess what. It’s you, girl. Girl, you put the “wow” in “bow wow!” I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I ordered the hot dog.
