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Volume 21- Issue 3

Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is a Self-Destructive Alcoholic

January 1, 2012
top ten
  1. He won’t admit he has a problem
  2. He spends hours with his head in the toilet
  3. He’s completely incoherent
  4. He pukes on the floor
  5. He passes out on the floor
  6. He has bad breath
  7. He doesn’t have any money
  8. He never goes to meetings
  9. He humps anything that moves
  10. He pees in public
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