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Health & Safety Section (2 Questions)
- In the event someone on set is choking, you should:
A. Perform the Heimlich
B. Call 911
C. Remove penis(es), phallus(es), or fist(s)
D. Zoom in
- The correct result for an HIV test is:
A. Positive
B. Negative
C. B+
D. Not Pregnant
Union Requirements (3 Questions)
- If condoms are not available on the set, you should substitute them with:
A. Ziploc bags
B. Grocery bags
C. Garbage bags
D. Spit
- If a performer displays anxiety about an upcoming scene, you should:
A. Rewrite the scene to address their concerns
B. Gently but firmly remind them that you still have their passport
C. Stop hiring girls who can read
D. Throw your cocaine in their face and scream, “Who almost got into USC film school?! You?? That’s what I thought!”
- Which of these sexual positions is now illegal:
A. Reverse Cowgirl
B. Paraplegic Cowgirl
C. The Over-Turned Fruit Cart
D. The Rock Tumbler
Sexual Harassment (1 Question)
- Which of the following statements is most accurate:
A. Sexual harassment is defined as any unwanted sexual advances in the workplace
B. Sexual harassment is a serious problem in the pornographic film industry
C. Sexual harassment is a popular genre in the pornographic film industry
D. Bitch suck it
Directorial Technique & Style (2 Questions)
- If a performer makes a mistake during filming, you should:
A. Reshoot the Scene
B. Change the title of the film to Boy That’s Embarrassing Volume 4
C. Comfort him with an anecdote about the time you pooped on Tracy Lords
D. Rub their nose in it
- The three elements of a male-malefemale threesome are Patience, Trust, and:
A. Empathy
B. Boners
C. Speed
D. Surprise
Essay Prompt:
Pornographic film is not merely copulation caught on tape; it is an artistic expression of beauty and life, a demonstrative art form that can raise people to the highest highs and make them face the lowest, sweatiest depths within us all. The history of pornographic film is the history of America itself.
In 200 words or less, explain why you like watching people pee.
