- I interpret drunken making out as an invitation to a long term relationship
- This counts as your turn
- Quick, before my dad stops watching!
- Thank god, I thought I was going to have to throw up in my hands
- Your breath smells like you just ate a dog-shit burger
- I hope I don’t get pregnant from this
- I’m surprised I can talk with all these cold sores
- I gave up brushing my teeth for lent
- I bet you kiss like my mother
- God my gums won’t stop bleeding
