- Good Friday just Casual Friday
- Really confusing as to who Gandalf symbolizes
- Science gets a tally in the “win” column
- It’s just “The Testament” now
- WWJD commonly understood as “Who Wants Jack Daniels?”; provides little moral direction
- If you’re Jewish, not a whole lot
- The Pope just looks really silly
- Before orgasm, people scream, “Oh Carl!”
- Bush never quit drinkin’
- Wise Men just kept walking
