- Men More Capable
- Unwillingness to Put Nose to the Grindstone… of semen
- Unwillingness to Get Feet Wet… with semen
- Chutes & Ladders… but mostly just chutes
- Giant Rotating Fan Blade
- Greasy Wall
- Out-of-Fuel Jet Pack
- Hard to Walk in Heels
- Broken Elevator
- Sticky Floor
