- Hey, can I mug your jugs while we enjoy jugs of Mug?
- Damn girl, you got value. Just like Safeway Select cola.
- You’ve got me so hot that I’ve got to call a doctor. And that doctor is Dr. Pepper… which tastes good.
- Your sex appeal is like the New Coke: it will never go away.
- Are you in pain? Because it must have hurt to fall from heaven… which is where they make Mr. Pibb.
