- River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
- Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
- Smoke yourself full
- Eat all the rhinos
- Creating much more innovative
and delicious ways to “control” the pet population
- Setting up food donation bins
in the dorms even though you
know everyone’s just gonna put
fucking 20 cent top ramen cups
in them
- Electing more Austrian weight
lifters to public office
- Buying rifles for all the poor people
in the world
- A caring and compassionate God
- McDonald’s Free Food Fridays
