After winning an OscarGA$A3 for his riveting role in Bones, one man’s plight with ho pimpin’ and bitch slappin’:
Snoop: We goin’ smoke an ounce to that!
Ho: Oh Snoop, you’ve done it again. (round of laughter)
After winning the gold medal at the Nagano Winter Olympics:
Snoop: We goin’ smoke an ounce to that!
Japanese Ho: Oh Snoop, you’ve done it again.
After winning the ounce smoking contest:
Snoop: We goin’ smoke an ounce to that!
Playa Hater: But Snoop, you just smoked an ounce to that.
Dre: Fuck you bitch!
(gunshots)
Japanese Ho: Oh Snoop, you’ve done it again.
In a traffic jam:
Snoop: Damn, I hate traffic.
Driver: Um, there’s no traffic. We’re going 120 in an open lane. You’re just really stoned.
Snoop: Damn, I hate traffic.
At the grocery store:
Snoop: May I have some toothpaste please?
Clerk: Sure, there you go.
Snoop: Thanks.
At the spelling bee finals:
Snoop: C-O-M-P-T-O-N and the city they call Long Beach. Putting this shit together.
Mediator: I’m sorry Snoop, I asked you to spell “bitch nigga.” I’m afraid you lose.
Notorious BIG: N-O-T-O-R-I-O-U-S you just lay down slow.
P Diddy: Shut up Biggy, you’re dead.
MC Hammer: Can anyone spare some hammer change?
Snoop: Easy E can eat a big fat dick!
Mediator: And the winner is Snoop Doggy Dogg.
Playa Hater: That doesn’t make any sense.
Dre: Fuck you bitch.
(gunshots)
