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When you can’t look at her cootch
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In Astro lab with your big ol’ telescope!! Aw yeah.
- At church when she bows for communion
- When your boyfriend isn’t looking
- When you’re just friends and she’s just hot
- Any time
- When you’re a really hot girl and you’re having a near death experience and you’re hovering over your own body
- At her funeral
- When you’re supposed to be listening to her talk
- When she’s hunched over because she’s on crutches
