Seth Green Accepts Supporting Role in Seth Green Story

Edgy teen-flick mainstay Seth Green has signed on for a supporting role for Tristar Pictures’ upcoming film, The Seth Green Story, a biopic chronicling the rise of actor Seth Green. Green will be played by heartthrob Freddie Prinze, Jr., with Green playing the role of Green’s indifferent and wise-cracking confidante.

“Seth’s a great supporting player,” said Paul Weitz, director of the film. “But we’re not sure that he’s ready to shoulder a film as the lead. So we went with Freddy just to be safe.”

When asked if he was upset about being relegated to a minor role in the story of his own life, Seth Green frowned sarcastically and said “Whatever” before putting on a pair of goggles and having sex with Alyson Hannigan.