When Herman Garvey rented a pornographic video recently, he got more than he bargained for. Seventeen minutes into the movie, clearly fornicating with a water-cooler delivery man, was his own daughter, Stephanie Garvey, 20. Needless to say, Herman was quite upset, and called his daughter in an emotional fit with accusations flying. Stephanie, or “Booty,” as she is known in the industry, was equally upset.
“I can’t believe my father watches porn!” said Stephanie, as an attendant spread petroleum jelly over her buttocks. “My own father! Sitting on the couch watching porn! Eww! How can I respect him anymore? I don’t think we’ll ever be able to have the same relationship we once had.”
Stephanie then called the director of her current film into the conversation. “Hey,” she said, “Is this the straight anal scene or is the one where I’m giving the other guy a blow job at the same time? Blow job? Okay, just making sure.”
Garvey, asked to comment on how this has affected his life, proffered some thoughtful words: “I wish I’d never seen that video with my daughter having sex with that guy. It has forever changed my life.” The pain was visible in Garvey’s eyes. “I’ll never be able to watch porn in the same way again.” At this point Garvey began to cry.
Upon regaining his composure, Garvey added, “I guess I’ll never talk to that slut Stephanie again either. Oh well.”
