Volume 11- Issue 3 Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Flyered on Sproul December 1, 2001 top ten Matrix-style slo-mo moves around flyers Light self on fire Pretend you’re blind Be non-Asian / non-Greek material Say “No thanks.” Walk on your hands Hold grenade in one hand, a bomb in other, and say “Sorry, my hands are full.” Prominently display copy of California Patriot Go around with crutches, then hit flyer-distributors with crutches Yell, “You can’t flyer me; I quit!”
