- Matrix-style slo-mo moves around flyers
- Light self on fire
- Pretend you’re blind
- Be non-Asian / non-Greek material
- Say “No thanks.”
- Walk on your hands
- Hold grenade in one hand, a bomb in other, and say “Sorry, my hands are full.”
- Prominently display copy of California Patriot
- Go around with crutches, then hit flyer-distributors with crutches
- Yell, “You can’t flyer me; I quit!”
