- You’re smiling all the time in
Frownytown
- You’re in Tomorrowland, but you were looking for Superman: The Ride
- You have a star on your sleeve, but everyone else has no star
- You’re a Who, and you ended up in Whatville
- Street gangs fight it out in dance
- You walked for more than ten minutes down Telegraph
- You’re a purple puppet on yellow side of Sesame Street
- Sign that says “Welcome to Kabul”
- You’re Mr. Rogers but you’re in Mr. Ferguson’s neighborhood
- Skin color outside car opposite of skin color inside car
