- The one about Hoku Jeffrey/Lauren Bausch
- The really long, rambling one
- The one that references an earlier entry
- The one that’s not a joke
- The timely reference to campus news
- The shamelessly unfunny coding/physics joke
- The self-deprecating one
- The one that takes the premise literally
- The obscure 80’s pop-culture reference
- The one about anal sex and/or masturbation
