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Volume 10- Issue 2

Top Ten Replacements For Lube

October 1, 2000
top ten
  1. The tears of a beaten child
  2. Her period
  3. Ear wax
  4. Ruptured warts
  5. Holy water
  6. Icy-Hot
  7. The last guy’s cum
  8. Actually getting to know her
  9. Mushed up ants
  10. Peanut Butter Chunky Style
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