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Volume 9- Issue 5

Top Ten Things to Do During Your Death Plunge from Evans

May 1, 2000
top ten
  1. Put a tennis ball in your ass to confuse the coroner
  2. Catch a Frisbee
  3. Enjoy tasty beverage
  4. Get some
  5. Hock loogie
  6. Wildly overestimate air resistance
  7. Minor in Econ
  8. Comment on poor Evans architecture
  9. Secure your Batarang, descend safely
  10. Turn in math homework
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