Volume 9- Issue 4 Top Ten Ways For the ASUC to Improve Its Image April 1, 2000 top ten Cyborgs! Return the Lindbergh baby Airlift supplies to Berlin More school dances that remind us of our awkward teenage years Take down the Confederate flag from atop Eshleman Hall Give students excursion passes to the Land of Chocolate Send a never-ending stream of self-congratulatory letters to the Daily Cal Declare war on Laney College Convert the seventh floor of Eshleman into a sinful garden of delight Choose an acronym that doesn’t involve the word “suck.”
