- Spay dog (you can suck the uterus right out of there)
- Turn innie into outie (for a brief period of time)
- In-home angioplasties
- Climb up side of building (requires two vacuums)
- Save money on shampoo
- Give self hickey; watch popularity skyrocket
- Reverse circumcision
- Steal atmosphere from rival planet
- Clean out ear wax
- Dust bunnies
