- “That’s not rigor mortis!”
- “We’ve secretly replaced the embalming fluid with Folger’s Crystals… let’s watch.”
- “You’re right – it does taste just like chicken!”
- “Where does this piece go?”
- “Well, if she hadn’t died, she’d be 18 by now…”
- “I came all the way to Berkeley for this funeral, and all I got was a lousy ethnic studies degree
- “Where’d my watch go?”
- “Do we have to eat this raw.”
- “Let’s put the ‘fun’ back in ‘funeral.'”
- “I see dead people.”
