Top Ten Things Overheard At The Morgue

“That’s not rigor mortis!”
“We’ve secretly replaced the embalming fluid with Folger’s Crystals… let’s watch.”
“You’re right – it does taste just like chicken!”
“Where does this piece go?”
“Well, if she hadn’t died, she’d be 18 by now…”
“I came all the way to Berkeley for this funeral, and all I got was a lousy ethnic studies degree
“Where’d my watch go?”
“Do we have to eat this raw.”
“Let’s put the ‘fun’ back in ‘funeral.'”
“I see dead people.”