Top Ten “Saved by the Bell” Spin-Offs

  1. Lisa Sucks. I Hate Lisa. Let’s Kill Lisa.
  2. Zach Morris Sucks My Ass
  3. Kelly Kapowski Bangs the Entire Cast of 90210
  4. Slater, Texas Ranger
  5. The Elizabeth Berkeley Full-Frontal Nudity Half Hour
  6. Saved by Yoshua
  7. Saved by “Ctrl+S”
  8. Worthless, Mind-Rotting Crap
  9. Screech’s Adventures in Gay Porn
  10. Shaved by the Belle