- Sorority sisters found out she was literate.
- Writer’s cramp
- Chancellor Berdahl was impotent (politically, we mean)
- Depleted ova
- She’s not ready for a relationship. It’s just moving too fast.
- She got fired after casually commenting that Joe Eskinazi wasn’t funny
- Nobody reads the Daily Cal anyway.
- The thrill is gone.
- It’s not her bag, baby.
- Preferred just to Cuddle on Tuesday
- Pregnant on Wednesday.
- Had a headache on Tuesday
