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Volume 7- Issue 4

Top Fourteen Things You Do Not Want To Wake Up and Find Inside Your Ass

February 1, 1998
top ten
  1. This ridiculous list
  2. A brontothere (look it up)
  3. Intel<sup>TM</sup>
  4. Klingons
  5. The other white meat
  6. A human lung
  7. Bad karma
  8. A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside
  9. El Nino
  10. You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North.
  11. Herve Villachez
  12. A Top Dog lemon chicken with spicy mustard
  13. Richard Simmons
  14. Hemorrhoids
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