- “I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
- “Do I pay you or the sorority?”
- “Yoshuaaaaa!”
- “Are those real?”
- “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
- “Take off that red shirt!!!”
- “How do you define open sore?”
- “Can you ‘wring the towel dry?”
- “Don’t you write Sex on Tuesday?”
- “You’re better than your mother was.”
