- “Chunk”
- Lounge couch has sentimental value.
- They say this year’s Freshman crop is the best since ’86.
- Can never outgrow cheap thrills in co-ed bathroom.
- Now your choice of Drug or Drug-free.
- They’re earthquake safe.
- You’re from Bosnia and Unit II reminds you of home.
- This year you can throw stuff from the 8<sup>th</sup> floor.
- Didn’t quite complete your set of dishware.
- Already built up immunity to DC food.
